AI NEWS - Something Big is Happening: Gemini 3.1 Pro, GPT-5.3-Spark, and Anthropic $30B fundraise

It's time for another AI News roundup with Shane and Abhi! This week was absolutely massive. Matt Shumer's viral article about AI automation, which describes his own job being automated in real time, has reached 84 million views. Anthropic raised $30 billion at a $380B valuation (one of the largest private raises in tech history). Claude Sonnet 4.6 launched with a 1M token context window. And the Chinese model tsunami is real: Qwen 3.5, GLM 5.0, MiniMax M2.5 (nearly Opus-level at 1/8 the cost), and DeepSeek v4 rumors.